Addicted to Bohlen

You are crazy about Dieter Bohlen, for fame and camera flashes, even when cows learn to fly rather than to meet once the right tone. Your "God," the "Dieta", makes the most misunderstood genius indeed down. But that can not shake the repeat offender. Not the fact that they are in the casting shows to laughing stock of the nation and everyone is thinking: Why do the only?
The fact is: without the Menderes, Siggi Bimmerle or singing hairdressers were casting shows such as "The Super Talent" and "Germany sucht den Superstar" a much less entertaining. RTL pricks this rancid icing on the cake, of course, aware of the pool of insatiable, hoping for the big breakthrough. You will be laughed at and booed - but sometimes cult.
"Overconfidence coupled with absolutely wrong interpretation of reality called" Psychologist Elke Eyckmanns the phenomenon. "Self-and others see a bad match." You do not want to admit what a painful character have made it, are proud to be unsheathed in the supermarket after the cell phone for a souvenir photo. Eyckmanns conclusion: "Many would help therapy. But since it probably needs an army of therapists. "
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Lieselotte now wants autographs
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Lieselotte Wasner (70) from Bremen can be cold Bohlen criticism. Three times she stood by the "Super Talent" to be on the stage with popular tunes like "You can not always be 17" and "A Little Peace".
The mood gun from Bremen is convinced: "My audience loves me. I am glad that you know me and want a photo of me. It's great when I am in the Karaoke bar as "the will announced on television." Since all clap. "
Now she wants to print autographs. The only thing that annoys them: that their daughters for the TV show "the bosom - showed that was unnecessary".
"Cosmo, you probably missing a few genes
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You do not even get through four lines. This could of course be because you are missing a couple of genes. "Etching, caustic. Bad planks. But Cosimo, the "Checker of the Neckar," makes comments like beads of sweat dripping from your body bounce. He tried the spiderman costume, he rapped with a ghetto blaster, he made one for Elvis.
? Abandonment No. He has but one mission. "I have to attend to a task in my life. And my job is just too good to be on it. "This brought the singing barber at least already in the" Bravo "and with a few nasty reviews on the Internet. Better than nothing.
Siggi from the gas station: "The guitar has failed"
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When's the first time was on the "missing enhancers" that the Lord does not appreciate his qualities Bohlen knew something was wrong the second time with the guitar is not what the "Mr Bruce" not well understood.
No, "Siggi" Bimmerle of the gas station is convinced that it was never his fault, if the jury abwatscht him. Failure to push the others - a typical phenomenon, incidentally, all certified psychologist Eyckmanns unteachable.
His self-confidence takes 60-year-old, who also like to submit times a brisk samba on the dance floor, from the cheers of the audience. This is his applause, what should that be different?
Menderes, the "least successful superstar" of history
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If the Michael Jackson stops, then he ordered two new ears, but not a new nose, "he beams haute casting for the sixth attempt at the ears.
But at least one title of the would-be singer is certain: Menderes Bagci (25) from Langenfeld is the "least successful superstar" of history. And now with his dedicated performances as bad as a cult figure, barnstorms by Night Club, has its own website.
And after all, his great idol Dieter Bohlen says now: "You become a bit better. That is what I really seriously. And if it continues, in about 6000-7000 years, you have the 'ne chance perhaps really' nen Recall. "Conclusion: Better Anti-Star as a window cleaner!
"You're a sh ... Barber remain unsuccessful "
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Big mouth and nothing behind it. Many repeat offenders purchased with her naive charm, at least a small fan base. Dominik Münch not. had shouted at him, Dieter Bohlen in 2008 still a friendly "you all your life will long remain an unsuccessful barber sch ..." he tried a second time
Faux pas, I come. "What do people think I do not care. I am the true superstar, "Dominik Münch let all know.
And the evil Dieter was really with a "You have wrinkles on the face. As I see 1000 - from better times. "Ouch! Note: Also other traditions, to be learned.
"Absolute Vollpfosten" triggers nausea
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The battle of the power-limber. Years ago, triggered Callboy and porn actor Claus Aichholzer the American Idol casting a nausea in piles. "You, I must be the same pass, honestly."
Now he tried again at the "Super Talent" with the original composition "My world, the mountains are." Nipple pierced-tattooed - and schwanzgesteuert still. Is it possible to lash back, "We have the Klaus said at the time that he is an absolute Vollpfosten. With him is not the porn business. He no longer gets high and so he comes here, "railed planks.
Insightful? Not likely. The callboy is convinced of his qualities.
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Fortuna: MSV-rise hero Ahanfouf there!

Düsseldorf - Only in the broiling heat of a complete fitness unit, then to a mobile unit into the forest - so a lot of fun making the "working day" is not the Fortuna-kickers on Tuesday.
One still came to me a radiant smile from the cabin: Abdelaziz Ahanfouf.
It has mad a lot of fun, with so great a force to train. Now I have to see that I get my speed and then we'll see, "said the striker, who has broken his contract in labor-Wiesbaden and can get a free transfer, happy. "But the ball still obeys me and I remember, where is the gate."
The German-Moroccan was the great hero rise at MSV Duisburg, banged the zebras in 2005 with 19 goals in the Bundesliga. His coach at the time: Norbert Meier!
Düsseldorf Head Coach: "I know Aziz very well, knows what he can. He was a very important man in the MSV is why I would be stupid if I did not take this possibility. He was in the second division a top player. "
Then also one on which the outcrop some coaches teeth. The clipper is difficult. "If not me. I have made it clear announcements. The always knew what he is, has placed great. Between us there are no problems, "said Meier. "He's with 31 still in his prime. Works already. "
Means that if the striker well presented, he gets very soon a contract. "I can still trust me the second absolute league," says the striker. "This is like riding a bike, not the forgotten man."
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CID grab the high-tech gangsters

Leverkusen -
They wanted it as actor George Clooney and his boys in the movie thriller "Oceans Eleven" make.
The film they had seen again and again and selected as a template for their actions. But now the seven would-be gangsters were taken.
High-tech equipment
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Beamer
    Two projectors are watching the perpetrators of the crime scene photos, which they had done before. They then discussed the safety features of the objects and the process of execution of deed.
Laptop
    On the laptop all the acts were listed with a date. Also, all the important information about the location of the object, photos and videos were stored on disk. This facilitated the investigation of officials immensely.
Binoculars
    As of binoculars was tested, whether customers are still in the building. During the burglary or robbery, the man with the binoculars warned his colleagues at risk. She escaped once even a police helicopter.
Air rifle
    With the high air rifle scope shot along with the perpetrators unwanted light sources and the glass lenses of the cameras. So they could commit unmasked their raids to be filmed without.
Flex
    The good old Flex was not missing in the equipment. In one case it was taken with the crime scene, opened in a short time, safes, doors, locks, money cassettes. Make up, so the perpetrators 60,000 € prey.
The CID officials contributed tens of tracks together, until now they searched the homes of the suspects. They put the equipment of the perpetrators sure about the officials were surprised only themselves.
Since November 2008, the seven friends (17-22) spectacular 50 burglaries and 10 robberies at shops, petrol stations and a bank committed. As in "Oceans Eleven" they prepared their coup perfidious exactly. An investigator: "Even employees were used to provide video material to get from the monitoring equipment and the safe."
After the attack on a DIY store in Opladen the offenders fled with a scooter to a nearby soccer field. There they had buried the day before their sports gear. She moved on quickly, the police search was in vain. Among the members was also a medic, who listened in on the police radio and prevented a helicopter spotted his accomplices.

Enkes coffin is laid out in the stadium

Hanover --
At the funeral on Sunday at the AWD-Arena is laid out the coffin of football goalkeeper Robert Enke on the lawn. After a church worship and funeral orations of Hanover 96-president Martin Kind, Lower Saxony Premier Christian Wulff, Mayor Stephan Weil and DFB President Theo Zwanziger will follow.
It informed the Bundesliga club announced on Thursday. The funeral will be broadcast live on ARD. After the ceremony in the stadium, the coffin is transferred to the cemetery in the New Town district Empede, which takes place in the privacy of the funeral. At the cemetery is also Enkes daughter Lara, who had died 2006th Enke had committed suicide on Tuesday evening.
The family at Enkes widow Teresa asks the fans in the sense of the deceased, instead of flowers for a donation for the Per Mertesacker Foundation. The funeral, to which the entire team who have announced DFB leadership as well as numerous players and representatives of other football clubs, begins at 11 clock. The club expects tens of thousands of people, a maximum of 45,000 allowed into the stadium.
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Boeing 737 emergency landing must

Charleston - from as yet unknown causes had a Boeing 737-300 of the U.S. carrier Southwest Airlines in Charleston (West Virginia) make an emergency landing. The plane was on its way from Nashville to Baltimore, when suddenly a hole the size of a football was thrown into the roof. Of the 131 people on board, no one was injured.
In the cabin pressure dropped rapidly. The 126 passengers and five crew members used the oxygen masks. The pilot had the aircraft force-landed in Charleston. The passengers were later taken to a replacement plane to Baltimore.
As the hole was suddenly blown to the roof, is as yet unclear. The authorities have started investigations. All Boeing 737-300 aircraft the airline will be investigated. Total of 544 planes belonging to the fleet of Southwest Airlines.