Thursday, May 27, 2010

Addicted to Bohlen

You are crazy about Dieter Bohlen, for fame and camera flashes, even when cows learn to fly rather than to meet once the right tone. Your "God," the "Dieta", makes the most misunderstood genius indeed down. But that can not shake the repeat offender. Not the fact that they are in the casting shows to laughing stock of the nation and everyone is thinking: Why do the only?
The fact is: without the Menderes, Siggi Bimmerle or singing hairdressers were casting shows such as "The Super Talent" and "Germany sucht den Superstar" a much less entertaining. RTL pricks this rancid icing on the cake, of course, aware of the pool of insatiable, hoping for the big breakthrough. You will be laughed at and booed - but sometimes cult.
"Overconfidence coupled with absolutely wrong interpretation of reality called" Psychologist Elke Eyckmanns the phenomenon. "Self-and others see a bad match." You do not want to admit what a painful character have made it, are proud to be unsheathed in the supermarket after the cell phone for a souvenir photo. Eyckmanns conclusion: "Many would help therapy. But since it probably needs an army of therapists. "
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Lieselotte now wants autographs
Photo: RTL
Lieselotte Wasner (70) from Bremen can be cold Bohlen criticism. Three times she stood by the "Super Talent" to be on the stage with popular tunes like "You can not always be 17" and "A Little Peace".
The mood gun from Bremen is convinced: "My audience loves me. I am glad that you know me and want a photo of me. It's great when I am in the Karaoke bar as "the will announced on television." Since all clap. "
Now she wants to print autographs. The only thing that annoys them: that their daughters for the TV show "the bosom - showed that was unnecessary".
"Cosmo, you probably missing a few genes
Photo: RTL
You do not even get through four lines. This could of course be because you are missing a couple of genes. "Etching, caustic. Bad planks. But Cosimo, the "Checker of the Neckar," makes comments like beads of sweat dripping from your body bounce. He tried the spiderman costume, he rapped with a ghetto blaster, he made one for Elvis.
? Abandonment No. He has but one mission. "I have to attend to a task in my life. And my job is just too good to be on it. "This brought the singing barber at least already in the" Bravo "and with a few nasty reviews on the Internet. Better than nothing.
Siggi from the gas station: "The guitar has failed"
Photo: RTL
When's the first time was on the "missing enhancers" that the Lord does not appreciate his qualities Bohlen knew something was wrong the second time with the guitar is not what the "Mr Bruce" not well understood.
No, "Siggi" Bimmerle of the gas station is convinced that it was never his fault, if the jury abwatscht him. Failure to push the others - a typical phenomenon, incidentally, all certified psychologist Eyckmanns unteachable.
His self-confidence takes 60-year-old, who also like to submit times a brisk samba on the dance floor, from the cheers of the audience. This is his applause, what should that be different?
Menderes, the "least successful superstar" of history
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If the Michael Jackson stops, then he ordered two new ears, but not a new nose, "he beams haute casting for the sixth attempt at the ears.
But at least one title of the would-be singer is certain: Menderes Bagci (25) from Langenfeld is the "least successful superstar" of history. And now with his dedicated performances as bad as a cult figure, barnstorms by Night Club, has its own website.
And after all, his great idol Dieter Bohlen says now: "You become a bit better. That is what I really seriously. And if it continues, in about 6000-7000 years, you have the 'ne chance perhaps really' nen Recall. "Conclusion: Better Anti-Star as a window cleaner!
"You're a sh ... Barber remain unsuccessful "
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Big mouth and nothing behind it. Many repeat offenders purchased with her naive charm, at least a small fan base. Dominik Münch not. had shouted at him, Dieter Bohlen in 2008 still a friendly "you all your life will long remain an unsuccessful barber sch ..." he tried a second time
Faux pas, I come. "What do people think I do not care. I am the true superstar, "Dominik Münch let all know.
And the evil Dieter was really with a "You have wrinkles on the face. As I see 1000 - from better times. "Ouch! Note: Also other traditions, to be learned.
"Absolute Vollpfosten" triggers nausea
Photo: RTL
The battle of the power-limber. Years ago, triggered Callboy and porn actor Claus Aichholzer the American Idol casting a nausea in piles. "You, I must be the same pass, honestly."
Now he tried again at the "Super Talent" with the original composition "My world, the mountains are." Nipple pierced-tattooed - and schwanzgesteuert still. Is it possible to lash back, "We have the Klaus said at the time that he is an absolute Vollpfosten. With him is not the porn business. He no longer gets high and so he comes here, "railed planks.
Insightful? Not likely. The callboy is convinced of his qualities.
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